I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

My life has just become very sad, for at the young age of 21 I have accomplished my greatest achievement. It's all downhill from here. What was this accomplishment...?

The World's Best Grilled Cheese Sandwich

2 Slices of Cheese
2 Slices of Sourdough Bread
1 Egg
Honey

Crack egg. Wisk egg. Soak outer sides of bread in egg. Apply cheese and honey to one inner side of bread. Apply other slice of bread. Put in preheated and greased pan. Pour remaining egg onto bread. Fry until perfect.

So amazing!!!!

So, my good ol' friend Mike McCann was in town this last week. He was a groomsman in the wedding. So yesterday we're driving around and for some reason Mike starts to sing "Baby I Got Your Money" by the good ol' Old Dirty Bastard. My friend Chris, who was also in the car, and I got a disturbed look on our faces.

Mike: I guess I shouldn't have listened to that woman at church that said I sang well.
Me: Well, she probably didn't hear you singing ODB.

Then Mike gets inspired to turn on the radio and find Power 106. He's been in Santa Cruz for a while and couldn't remember what the exact frequency was. So he fumbles around around for a bit, and when he finally tunes in the station, lo and behold, to our bewilderment, pumping out the four fantastic speakers of his 95 Accord as if it was 1998 again, Old Dirty Bastard comes in loud and clear.

Mike is a magician, or some kind of hypnotist.

"God made dirt... and dirt bust your a--!" - ODB

My grandparents saw Fahrenheit 9/11 recently. They were kinda surprised that it came to their town. They live in Brevard, North Carolina. It is a fairly small, quite conservative town. There is only one screen (yes, screen, not theatre, screen) in the town. The film was only shown during the day with more mainstream stuff being shown at night.

So my grandparents saw it. The next day my grandfather, veteran of the US Army and World War II, went down to the voting registrar and became Unaffiliated.

Turns out I'm a pretty gossip resistant guy. It's been almost a full 2 years (ouch!!!!) at Sears and only just now did I first overhear the use of the word...

Fudgepacker.

Anyway, to not be a hypocrite, I will go into no further detail.

And Tim, FPCGH uses grape juice and King's Hawaiian bread. Let me tell you, that is some tasty communion. And we serve by intinction, so one may take a quite large piece if one is so inclined. Thank you, John Calvin!

And to tie this all together, a very close family friend is both a Presbyterian pastor, and an open lesbian. Well, I'm not sure about her title now, but I think everyone who heard her talk at my dad's memorial service would agree that she is a woman of God. Thank you, Anne Petker!!!

So. I moved into a new house with the Carlo and bobbywood, which currently has no internet access. That shall change on the 25th. I promise you something good then. But to tide (tie? tithe?) you over...

Lefty tighty,
Righty loosey.