Saturday, April 30, 2005

Hemi-Anniversary!!!

Woot!!!

Yesterday it was. Rachelle and I celebrated with the ComedySportz and the Cheesecake. Well, the Factory, not the actual cake. I can't bring myself to pay that much for desert and Rachelle can't bring herself to annihilate here sinuses for the sake of the cake. (Sayk, not Sawkay, but I suppose the lack of italics would tip you off on that one. (I am operating under the assumption that "italics" is a foreign word.))

So we only paid half for the ComedySportz because the last time I went I got suggestion of the night. Again, this happened last night. "The suggestion?" you might ask.

The Minoans!!!

I had also suggested Hannibal, which was accepted, and Hannibal's army, which wasn't. Upon suggesting Hannibal's army though Steadman wanted to prove his nerdness and informed the theatre that Hannibal's army was the Carthagians. Quite on the ball. Later he tried to take on my Niels Bohr suggestion, but ended up doing Heissenberg. Man, the show must have sucked for all the normals in the audience. And I think this is like the fourth time in a row I have gone without paying.

I=The Man

Anyway...

Crappy Music!!!

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Hey eveyone!!! You know who sucks? All of you! Yeah, that's right... every single last one of you whiny, boring, miserable, concieted, imbeciles! I don't know why I put up with all of you! You know, next time I see anyone of you, it's on! We're throwing down whether you want to or not! So either come ready to claim the butt kicking that you so rightly deserve, or stay away like the scared little punk you are.

(Oh, and this all actually starts on May 1st. That's when my Kaiser coverage (!!!) begins. It's been a while.)

Tuesday, April 12, 2005


For all of you who have yet to meet Rachelle. (She's the one on the left.)

Monday, April 11, 2005

So they call it Rice-a-Roni to indicate that it is not just rice, but also contains some sort of pasta, or Roni, or macaroni. You know, the orzo-ish stuff that is in there. This then leaves the question...

Pasta Roni?

Seems a little redundant.

It should be Pasta w/ Immensely Salty and Tasty Sauce.

That is all.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Click on me Brad! I am the greatest website of all time!!!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Apparently I am late to the party. Check the last sandwich sandwich listed.

Also, my computer got rocked and the spare tire on my car was stolen.

On the upside, I have an awesome girlfriend and a Pell Grant.

I think I am coming out in the black so far.

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