I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

Hey eveyone!!! You know who sucks? All of you! Yeah, that's right... every single last one of you whiny, boring, miserable, concieted, imbeciles! I don't know why I put up with all of you! You know, next time I see anyone of you, it's on! We're throwing down whether you want to or not! So either come ready to claim the butt kicking that you so rightly deserve, or stay away like the scared little punk you are.

(Oh, and this all actually starts on May 1st. That's when my Kaiser coverage (!!!) begins. It's been a while.)