Sunday, November 23, 2003
At Sears in one of the hallways there is a poster that is supposed to inform us on how to recognize shoplifters. It has lots of fun pictures of poster actors pretending to shoplift. Most of it is pretty run of the mill except for the last picture. It is a picture of a woman with a handbag and I think she is pulling a bunch of rumpled paper out of her purse or putting it in or something. I'm not exactly sure what sort of shoplifting she is demonstrating. Maybe I need to study the poster a bit more. Anyway, she is holding the paper in such a way that it looks kinda like a dog skeleton. Everytime I walk by this poster I catch out of the corner of my eye some woman shoving Fido's poor skeleton into her purse and I get very confused. I guess playing with a dog corpse is just something you never take as commonplace.
Monday, November 10, 2003
Against the constant warnings from my brother I actually watched A.I. the other day. You're stupid Brad. Who cares about Haley Joel Robot? He's a robot! MANhattan? What was that all about? And the Amphibicopter?! Let me say that again.
Amphibicopter
And once more for good measure.
Amphibicopter!!!!!!
What the crap?
Amphibicopter
And once more for good measure.
Amphibicopter!!!!!!
What the crap?
Saturday, November 01, 2003
I finally found the perfect breakfast cereal thanks to Rite-Aid. It just happened to be the cheapest thing there. What is it? Total. So awesome, for quite a few reasons.
•It contains all those wonderful vitamins and minerals that ward off the plague and acts of domestic terrorism.
•It does not contain much vitamin A, which they now believe can hurt you lungs and funnels money to Bin Laden.
•It contains as much calcium as fat, which is so incredibly unnatural that it makes Al Qaeda put down the guns and make paper cranes.
•It doesn’t taste too bad when you start but becomes thoroughly disgusting by the end of the bowl which keeps you from eating too much and thus frees up grain to be delivered to hungry, middle eastern refugees.
•And if my memory serves me correct, it makes your pee really yellow, which can render night vision goggles useless preventing midnight guerillas from invading your house and ransacking your laundry room.
Anyway…..
•It contains all those wonderful vitamins and minerals that ward off the plague and acts of domestic terrorism.
•It does not contain much vitamin A, which they now believe can hurt you lungs and funnels money to Bin Laden.
•It contains as much calcium as fat, which is so incredibly unnatural that it makes Al Qaeda put down the guns and make paper cranes.
•It doesn’t taste too bad when you start but becomes thoroughly disgusting by the end of the bowl which keeps you from eating too much and thus frees up grain to be delivered to hungry, middle eastern refugees.
•And if my memory serves me correct, it makes your pee really yellow, which can render night vision goggles useless preventing midnight guerillas from invading your house and ransacking your laundry room.
Anyway…..
