Sunday, August 27, 2006
Genius at Work
So I woke up today, Sunday, and to my surprise I was the last person up. Only Bobby was still at the house. So, I fill my Double Gulp cup with water and start talking to him. When I had gone to bed previously at midnight he was only about 15 minutes into Munich, a three hour film. I ask if he actually finished, he responds with "Yes. It was awesome." I don't quite agree. Anyway, what we do agree on is that we have to find a solution to the whole Israel/Palenstine thing. Solution?
Terraforming!
Keep in mind this will only work as a script and possibly a very poor movie made from said script. We simply solve the whole problem by terraforming another piece of land to be exactly the same as Israel. This will be Cyprus as it is close enough for everyone to move to with little effort. We are not really sure where are the Cyprusians will go, but we'll figure it out. So, they happily move somewhere, possibly the Bahamas, and the Terraformers get to work. This is where it gets interesting. Upon survey of the island, people are discovered living under the island. We'll just call them Morlocks. No problem, right? Just move them to the Bahamas too? Wrong! Turns out they are one of the lost tribes of Israel, and super Jewish. Now Israel is coflicted about moving them, so they don't. Cyprus gets terraformed and given to the Morlocks, the Cyprusians happily go to the the Bahamas, and thusly the Palestinians still get nothing. Lame. But here comes the worst part. All the other supposed lost tribes from the Mormons, Persians, Irish, whoever start asking for there piece. All Hell breaks loose. The end. Nothing gets resolved. Lame.
And the name of the movie shall be...
The Cyprus Effect
So I woke up today, Sunday, and to my surprise I was the last person up. Only Bobby was still at the house. So, I fill my Double Gulp cup with water and start talking to him. When I had gone to bed previously at midnight he was only about 15 minutes into Munich, a three hour film. I ask if he actually finished, he responds with "Yes. It was awesome." I don't quite agree. Anyway, what we do agree on is that we have to find a solution to the whole Israel/Palenstine thing. Solution?
Terraforming!
Keep in mind this will only work as a script and possibly a very poor movie made from said script. We simply solve the whole problem by terraforming another piece of land to be exactly the same as Israel. This will be Cyprus as it is close enough for everyone to move to with little effort. We are not really sure where are the Cyprusians will go, but we'll figure it out. So, they happily move somewhere, possibly the Bahamas, and the Terraformers get to work. This is where it gets interesting. Upon survey of the island, people are discovered living under the island. We'll just call them Morlocks. No problem, right? Just move them to the Bahamas too? Wrong! Turns out they are one of the lost tribes of Israel, and super Jewish. Now Israel is coflicted about moving them, so they don't. Cyprus gets terraformed and given to the Morlocks, the Cyprusians happily go to the the Bahamas, and thusly the Palestinians still get nothing. Lame. But here comes the worst part. All the other supposed lost tribes from the Mormons, Persians, Irish, whoever start asking for there piece. All Hell breaks loose. The end. Nothing gets resolved. Lame.
And the name of the movie shall be...
The Cyprus Effect
