I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

So, I've been reading the Harry Potter lately. If you've read any of them, then you know the word "treacle" comes up quite often. What the crap is treacle?!

Anyway, I looked it up on the Wikipedia. Apparently it is molasses. Amazing, isn't it? Okay, not really, but this little tidbit in the article is:

A famous incident involving molasses was the Boston Molasses Disaster on January 15, 1919, in which a large molasses storage tank burst and flooded a neighborhood of Boston, killing 21 and injuring 150.

In conclusion...

"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."