I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

Can you get cancer of the hair? And then, like, your hair would grow really fast. And then you'd take the chemo and all this really fast growing hair would fall out. Then maybe at some point the chemo and the hair growth would reach an equilibrium and it would just appear that you have a full, healthy head of hair. That would be weird. I wonder if it's happened. Google to the rescue.
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Well, I went through a few pages. Nothin'. Well, maybe I'll come up with something a little more couth next time.