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•Ferret carriers, with their intended cargo, are legal airline carry-ons.

•Said ferrets may bear the names Chronic and Mary Jane.

•Chinese buffets in North Carolina may serve mozerella sticks and pizza.

•Taco Bell burritos served in the Dallas-Ft. Worth airport are smaller than the state's lore would have one expect.

•Despite being closer to Cajun country than ever before in his life, a certain Angeleno still ate at the Popeye's in the Atlanta airport.

•Trees are cool.

•(other stuff....)