I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

So today at vork a woman, Vicky, called the store and asked if we had a certain drill. Of course I had nothing to do, so I went and found it. There were only two left so I offered to put one on hold for her. She agreed to let me do this. So I hang up and start to write the note "Hold for Vicky". What actually came out of my hand though?

Hod

Crap. Throw paper away. Start again.

Holf

No wonder I go to Valley.