I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

• In simple block letters: PANTS
• Block letters again: Apathy is the new Tolerance
• More block letters: Punk (but on the back it just has a big dollar sign)
• In really fancy, frou frou lookin' letters: Hardcore

This is how I'll make my million, or at least my 387 grand, which I will then invest into some sort of robot technology. Yeah, that'll work.