Wednesday, September 22, 2004
A.J. on Being Sick:
An Entirely Comprehensive (and sarcastic) List
- I only get colds on one side of my face at a time. It is usually the right.
- While Rite Aid may seem like an fairly innocuous although ridiculously set up establishment, it is utterly bewildering when one is under the weather.
- No matter what I am sick with, laxatives make it better.
- Bathroom floors are infinitely superior to any other sleeping surface.
- Psuedoephedrine HCl is over the counter morphine.
- I'm about to run to the bathroom to finish off the work the laxative started.
