Sunday, July 18, 2004
I think I missed the day in white boy school when they taught us to have Asian girl fetishes.
Today, while wearing a button that said "Metrosexual" on it, Bill said,
"Is there an Express Men?"
So at Sears, where I now work in the basement along with all the tool folk, we have some 3/4" (huge!!!) ratchets. They must be at least a good 15 pounds. Jerry, an associate, has worked at Sears for about thirty years. One time he sold one of these ratchets to some guy who a few weeks later had a fight with his wife. A little while later Jerry was called in by the police because his number was on the receipt. Jerry had to identify the body of the man, now with a 3/4" ratchet placed in his skull by his wife. I guess he never got to see the Softer Side of Sears, although he apparently had intimate knowledge of our other merchandise.
Today, while wearing a button that said "Metrosexual" on it, Bill said,
"Is there an Express Men?"
So at Sears, where I now work in the basement along with all the tool folk, we have some 3/4" (huge!!!) ratchets. They must be at least a good 15 pounds. Jerry, an associate, has worked at Sears for about thirty years. One time he sold one of these ratchets to some guy who a few weeks later had a fight with his wife. A little while later Jerry was called in by the police because his number was on the receipt. Jerry had to identify the body of the man, now with a 3/4" ratchet placed in his skull by his wife. I guess he never got to see the Softer Side of Sears, although he apparently had intimate knowledge of our other merchandise.
