I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

I am the King of eBay!!!!!!!

Easiest money I've ever made.

Hardest work I'll ever make myself do.

And I think I got into LMU. I haven't actually heard from them but I can log into PROWL, their student information system thingamajig. I am an 1337 h4X0r!!! (And "No!" I don't pronounce that "elite", I'm just doing my stupid "an" thing. Read that "an leet haxor". That is all.)