Friday, February 20, 2004
The other night I had nothing to do. (One might argue that this could be any night. One might be right.) So I decide to watch some TV. As I'm sitting in the living room partaking in the marvel of modern magic that is TiVo'd episodes of 24, Smaug walks into the room carrying a dried piece of her own feces in her mouth. Seriously!!! What would posses an animal to do this? She then starts chewing it and breaking it apart. I scare her off, pick up the contraband, and throw it in the trash. 5 minutes pass, she does it again. Animals are stupid.
