Sunday, February 01, 2004
For all you girl types, or sympathizers of such, who want to know some specifics about my brothers proposal and the engagement and stuff go to WeddingChannel.com and search for the wedding website of Matthew Price and Jenevieve Borin. I have heard the proposal story about 50 times in the last 4 days and am not all that anxious to start relaying it myself. I'm going to be the best man and Kayla, who some of you might know and one of you might be, is going to be the maid of honor. One of my duties is that I have to dance with Jeni after Matt and her dad take a shot. Thus, I need to learn how to dance in less than seven months. I wanted to learn and do a tango, but I don't think that is going to happen.
Also, Marie is right. Am I talking about all this porn/feminist/intolerance tizzy you all have gotten yourselves into? No. Marie is right about Banana Republic being a fine establishment. I went purchasing there just two days ago and came out with some articles that make me look quite hot. But then again, how could they not? Full lockes of brown hair, stunning green eyes, and a quite less than rotund physique. Man, I am quite the specimen. I am so hot in fact that when I was in eighth grade this guy spied on me in the bathroom at Carl's Jr. and was so impressed by what he saw that he followed me across the street and propositioned me for some quite lewd acts. Needless to say, I did not accept his offers. And that may have had more to do with his own perverseness than my hotness. Well, hope that didn't scar me.
And Sr. Snakes has finally added a link to me from his blog. Somehow I got put in a category with only girls, am called HM, and referred to as Smaug's boyfriend. Now let's get things straight Bobby. I am not a girl, my shopping at the Abercrombie would make me Metrosexual, not HM, and Smaug is a girl dog, thus again making me not HM. Geez... I am so pathetic.
Also, Marie is right. Am I talking about all this porn/feminist/intolerance tizzy you all have gotten yourselves into? No. Marie is right about Banana Republic being a fine establishment. I went purchasing there just two days ago and came out with some articles that make me look quite hot. But then again, how could they not? Full lockes of brown hair, stunning green eyes, and a quite less than rotund physique. Man, I am quite the specimen. I am so hot in fact that when I was in eighth grade this guy spied on me in the bathroom at Carl's Jr. and was so impressed by what he saw that he followed me across the street and propositioned me for some quite lewd acts. Needless to say, I did not accept his offers. And that may have had more to do with his own perverseness than my hotness. Well, hope that didn't scar me.
And Sr. Snakes has finally added a link to me from his blog. Somehow I got put in a category with only girls, am called HM, and referred to as Smaug's boyfriend. Now let's get things straight Bobby. I am not a girl, my shopping at the Abercrombie would make me Metrosexual, not HM, and Smaug is a girl dog, thus again making me not HM. Geez... I am so pathetic.
