I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

The lampiness of this blog increases ever more with the ability to leave comments. And in case you were wondering, Bobby Snakes has no link to me on his blog because he stole all the code for his links from my blog. I think this is the first and last time that anyone will ever steal code from me. I am so incredibly bored. Hopefully Washington will fix that, and then maybe after I return the ability to buy booze will help things out. We need something funny to finish off this blog. I'll give my best shot.

Jews born when Nirvana's Nevermind came out will have their Bar and Bat Mitzvahs this year.