Monday, December 22, 2003
Abercrombie & Fitch Backlash
I, being the loser that I am and never getting a Friday night off, worked until fifteen minutes after midnight last Friday. At the same time a large chunk of people I know, often referred to as the nubs, went to see the LOTR:ROTK. I went to meet them afterwards since the B. Snakes promised the Denny-age was to follow. When everyone finally gets out of the theatre I went over to meet them. A few excited, “Hey Andrews!� were heard. Then before any real conversation starts Mr. B. Rad Lee starts yelling, “What are you doing going to the A&F?! They’re racists and pornographers! They stand for everything you hate!� Incredible. Then Tim and Marie walk up and Tim says something to the effect of:
“I thought I saw your car, but I wasn’t quite sure. Marie and I looked inside and she said, “There is an Abercrombie bag inside. It must be Andrew’s car.� That doesn’t make any sense.�
Anyway, 20 years of economic and aesthetic piety down the drain.
I, being the loser that I am and never getting a Friday night off, worked until fifteen minutes after midnight last Friday. At the same time a large chunk of people I know, often referred to as the nubs, went to see the LOTR:ROTK. I went to meet them afterwards since the B. Snakes promised the Denny-age was to follow. When everyone finally gets out of the theatre I went over to meet them. A few excited, “Hey Andrews!� were heard. Then before any real conversation starts Mr. B. Rad Lee starts yelling, “What are you doing going to the A&F?! They’re racists and pornographers! They stand for everything you hate!� Incredible. Then Tim and Marie walk up and Tim says something to the effect of:
“I thought I saw your car, but I wasn’t quite sure. Marie and I looked inside and she said, “There is an Abercrombie bag inside. It must be Andrew’s car.� That doesn’t make any sense.�
Anyway, 20 years of economic and aesthetic piety down the drain.
