I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

I've had a bit of a stomach flu since Saturday night. I've lost about 6 lbs. down the John to it so far. My lower back hurts. I have watched quite a bit of Star Trek: TNG.

So The Subway currently has a deal where you can get three footlongs for 12 bucks. Pretty awesome, eh? So Bobby Mongoose and I go there the other day to get some subs to take over to Leeton’s to eat while we watch Yu Gi Oh on his enormous TV. We each get one sub for that day and I order another to save for another day. I guess the amazing frugality of the deal had prevented certain neurotransmitters from proper functionality. My order was as follows:

“I’ll get a footlong Monterey Cheddar… (brain realizes something is off but proceeds anyway) on Pastrami.”

I then commence laughing at myself in that kinda silent, smirky, full body jerky sort of way. This goes on for a good two or three seconds before I double over and hit my head against the glass that protects all the sandwich makings. Thank God. If it wasn’t for that I would’ve had a normal, boring day. That is if I hadn’t seen Huell Howser crawl through the Colossal Colon later that evening.

So at Jons they have cameras, razors, and condoms all in the same glass case. I’d love to see the marketing research that went into that placement decision. And in case you’re worried about it, I didn’t cross the picket line, I notice this about a week and a half ago.

War... It's Fantastic!!!

I wonder what would happen if I went to the polls today with the Terminator theme playing out of my shirt pocket a la my former Halloween costume. I think there would be ensuing awesome.

So it turns out that there are alot of Asian people on the Friendster. Also, there are alot of Asian people in general, but not many asian generals, at least not Japanese ones.