I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

So my Chinese History class was cancelled. Budget cuts. ban!!!111 Instead I shall be taking Greek Philosophy. The class will probably consist of the material that was covered in 3 weeks of my Models of Spiritual Authority class at Cal. Being a Protestant, Community College is the closest I believe I’ll ever get to Purgatory. It is a place where one goes when they have screwed up but still plan on getting to someplace of worth. The difference, as I have come to understand it, is that everyone in Purgatory eventually makes it on up and out, as opposed to about 15% in Community College.

“Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!”

The band on Letterman was playing “Battle of Who Could Care Less” by the Five last night. Good song, but an odd choice for a largely horn band. Not quite as weird as “Schism” by Tool though, the song they played during the prior commercial break.

I’m not finding this post very interesting. I’ll just leave some random, titular lines.

“I’m gonna go run this Blood Work….”
“I’m tired of all these Star Wars.”
“Hey! Aren’t you The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, but Came Down a Mountain?”
“Man, this Deep Impact is gonna suck.”

(Notice: Prior titular lines may not actually appear in said films.)