I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

I just measured my blood pressure. 123 over 80 with a pulse of 71. I am the freakin' model of good health. On a completely unrelated matter, I just got back from Denny's where I consumed cake and ice cream. I also had Arby's for lunch. For all the guff Arby's gets over the food being supposedly disgusting and sub-par, none of which I understand, they have the most amazing chicken at any fast food place. And Tommie's sucks, but Tommy's rocks. One serving of chili cheese fries is one of the best full meals you can buy. The chili also helps with the lower plumbing. MMMMmmmmm... Loooowwwwwerrrr plummmmbbbbing....