Monday, October 28, 2002
I’m too tired to actually think of something interesting to write, so how ‘bout some stupid light bulb jokes?
How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Hambone!!!
How many MENSA members does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
How many John Delanceys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Obscure references can’t change light bulbs.
Sorry, that was lame. I start work at Sears tomorrow. I will say that I am excited about that. The smart thing to do would be not to believe me. Hambone!!!
How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Hambone!!!
How many MENSA members does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
How many John Delanceys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Obscure references can’t change light bulbs.
Sorry, that was lame. I start work at Sears tomorrow. I will say that I am excited about that. The smart thing to do would be not to believe me. Hambone!!!
