I Have I(rritable)B(owel)S(yndrome)

They always go in three's, don't they?

R.I.P. Terri, Johnnie, and... Mitch?

(Thanks Mike.)

(Four actually, if you count Arrow, and 398 if you count Indonesia. And if you trust simplistic, middle school, algebraic methods, add another 146,000 per day.)

Apparently I am the question.

I searched for "42" on eBay and this was the first thing that came up.

Here's a picture of Andrew. He does stuff, on occasion.

Uuuuhhhhhh... What?!?!?!

So I didn't ammend. Anyway, the name of this template is "Colorful Shirt", not "Plaid". It sounded wrong when I was typing it in, but who am I to argue with the crazy complexities of the universe. Speaking of the universe's crazy complexities, can anyone (excluding Carlos and Michelle) tell me what the following algorithm is used for?

    c = y / 100
    n = y - 19 * ( y / 19 )
    k = ( c - 17 ) / 25
    i = c - c / 4 - ( c - k ) / 3 + 19 * n + 15
    i = i - 30 * ( i / 30 )
    i = i - ( i / 28 ) * ( 1 - ( i / 28 ) * ( 29 / ( i + 1 ) )
        * ( ( 21 - n ) / 11 ) )
    j = y + y / 4 + i + 2 - c + c / 4
    j = j - 7 * ( j / 7 )
    l = i - j
    m = 3 + ( l + 40 ) / 44
    d = l + 28 - 31 * ( m / 4 )

Good luck. The winner gets to know something important. And yes, it is simply the knowledge of the algorithm. I am still quite cheap.

Long time, no Post. Seriously, it's been awhile.

Well, no one recommended template for more, so I have let my asthetically challenged male mind pick one out for itself. This one is actually named "Plaid Shirt".

I will ammend this later as more things come to mind.

I thought capitalism was supposed to promote diversity in the marketplace. Maybe Sportmart and Sport Chalet are just actually the same company.

In other news, one could say that I was scammin' with my brother in church on Sunday and that one would not be entirely incorrect. I wonder if word has gotten to TAMFS yet.

Oh, and if you find a cool template that I shoud adopt, leave me a link. By request of the better half, the Ghetto Purple will be getting the boot.

Opposites Attract

Life illuminated this to me last night, when I borrowed Rachelle's car and had to take her Norah Jones CD out of the player to make room for my Styx Anthology. Thank you, Life!!!